w12,

Another one which I like is the Taylor of Old Bond Street Bay Rum: it comes in a plastic bottle, always nice in the shave den with those hard floors, and it comes with a pin-hole stopper in the neck of the bottle so you don't pour out the entire contents with a carelessly tipped splash, and it smells good, and it seems to have some "slipperyizer" in it so it isn't quite as astringent as some of the other Bay Rums, and it's arome even can be smelled on ones wetted face 12 hours after it was applied, and it costs $12.99 from Classic (sans shipping).

How's that for a sentence?