Thread: New Razor

Ok, this is off the record, on the QT, and all hush hush, but I have heard that gssixgun and neil miller are collaborating on a custom razor which should roll out by the holidays.

My lips are sealed

The first one we collaborrated on was a singing blade - it yelled out 'Pennsylvania 6 5000' at random during the shave. As a result of the unfotunate accidents suffered by testers and an error in translation resulting in it being stamped The Green Mirror, it was not a success.

The next collaborration looks promising, a remake of the Grim Reaper. We're keeping our fingers crossed that no translation errors creep in this time...

Regards,
Neil
laser maker

If it sings Renaisance chants in counter tenor run for the hills. In its day counter tenors were 10 to 14 year old boys who were castrated so their voices would not change. Today a counter tenor is intact with all parts but a man capable of singing in high ranges approximating those of the soprano range, but with a purity and clarity of tone that surpasses any idea of gender. Their names escape me at the moment but there is a father and his son, both counter tenors, enjoying great renown among those that appreciate such skills.