Quote Originally Posted by coryschmidt View Post
It's 5 am and I'm sitting in a tent at a Scout camp on top of a deflated air mattress waiting out a thunderstorm. I have Scouting on the mind so if I may take a few liberties with the Scout Law...
A Torrey is:
TRUSTWORTHY - I trust the Torrey to give me a consistent and smooth shave every time
LOYAL - He will never shave anyone behind my back
HELPFUL - Whatever I ask him to do he does, including nicks
FRIENDLY - He may not have a smiling blade but he always brings a smile to my face when I see him
COURTEOUS - The Torrey apologizes for every nick and weeper - even if it isn't his fault!
KIND - He removes my whiskers and makes my face super smooth. What could be more kind than that?
OBEDIENT - He does whatever is asked even if he disagrees with an ATG pass on the upper lip
CHEERFUL - The Torrey happily mows down my beard and never complains
THRIFTY - The Torrey is the perfect symbol of living within your means. Nothing extravagant about him!
BRAVE - He stares down my coarse unforgiving whiskers without flinching
CLEAN - The Torrey loves a good polishing followed by a healthy honing and stropping. Keeps him looking like new.
REVERENT - He knows and reveres his legacy of providing countless no-nonsense shaves to thousands of Americans for decades
OHO! That is creative! Spendur has his work cut out for him now to pick winners!