Thread: Nude ladies, anyone?

I have been averse to get a razor with these scales for a while, but gradually warmed up and just got in a girl w/ flowers standard design.

The girl is nude alright, but unfortunately not a pretty face. In fact, her face looks a bit like a primate's - and I find this irritates me. Otherwise, her body looks fine, at least by the standards of the day when it was produced

Was wondering if other people find their ladies a bit lacking aesthetically?

Cheers
Ivo

ps and I don't even want to start on another standard design - the flowing hair - that woman is cyco scary

Does she improve with alcohol? Maybe you could try wrapping some brown paper around that part of the scales?

Originally Posted by mparker762

Does she improve with alcohol? Maybe you could try wrapping some brown paper around that part of the scales?

LOL Michael -

I do drink occasionally but getting over primate-face: that's more alcohol than I can take and shave safely afterwards...

And I prefer to keep my standards high, rather than be forced to resort to paper products to enhance the experience... (that's OK in theory but at times in life I have relaxed the standards, admittedly)

You do have a great point, of course - her face looks like a primate's so much, that a brown bag should not be considered de-humanizing or something, quite the contrary - it would make her appear more human (luckily, her body is nothing like a primate's)

Cheers
Ivo

Originally Posted by mparker762

Does she improve with alcohol? Maybe you could try wrapping some brown paper around that part of the scales?

I believe that I would approach the alcohol-based remedy with some trepidation. IIRC, Namdnas tried mixing alcohol with razors and experienced some dire results.

(...IMHO, shaving while drunk makes about as much sense as dancing while sober...neither one should ever be attempted)

-whatever

-Lou

Wow, Lou

- I expected some post in the line of "Yes, please." to the original question and here you go giving prudent advice and supporting it with facts... We're talking nude ladies here!

Are you feeling OK today?

Cheers
Ivo

just kidding, of course

Originally Posted by izlat

Wow, Lou

- I expected some post in the line of "Yes, please." to the original question and here you go giving prudent advice and supporting it with facts... We're talking nude ladies here!

Are you feeling OK today?

Cheers
Ivo

just kidding, of course

I just had my medication adjusted

Sincerely,

Louis O. Meigs

Originally Posted by izlat

In fact, her face looks a bit like a primate's

You have to wonder why in the world they'd put a face like that on the scales when they were starting from scratch and could have done anything thay wanted.

At least you won't get too distracted while using it.