Thread: If You Only Had One Razor To Shave With What Would It Be????

Originally Posted by Neil Miller

I have my cat - Pussy Willow - in mine, so not only will you get a nasty clout round the head, but Pussy will be released and scratch your eyes out.

If that doesn't work I always stash a number of home-made rock cakes in my two-piece jacket pocket, so don't mess with me fellah...

Regards,
Neilsy

you can keep your pussy to yourself thank you very much!!!

this is all getting a bit "are you being served" isnt it neilsy "slocombe" miller