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    Oh joy and rapture. My free Confusion just came in the mail. I tore open the carton hardly able to wait till I could run those fused blades across my face. Got all lathered up and then thought.....wait a minute, why would I go through the trouble of getting all conditioned for a shave, only to use this piece of crap instead of my beloved Dubl Duck. Gave the wife the Confusion to use on her legs, then enjoyed a REAL shave. Thank God for self control.
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    Your poor wife. get her a DE at least!

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    At least you got it at a reasonable price...

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    Gee and when I saw the title of this post I thought maybe you had invented some nuclear powered razor or something.
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    Surely you mean the Gillette Fission, set for release in early
    2008. It will, by definition, ``split your face into two or more
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    Quote Originally Posted by EdSchis View Post
    Oh joy and rapture. My free Confusion just came in the mail. I tore open the carton hardly able to wait till I could run those fused blades across my face. Got all lathered up and then thought.....wait a minute, why would I go through the trouble of getting all conditioned for a shave, only to use this piece of crap instead of my beloved Dubl Duck. Gave the wife the Confusion to use on her legs, then enjoyed a REAL shave. Thank God for self control.
    See ya
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    I can see it now...

    "Judge: And you are filing for divorce because of what?

    Wife: He gave me a Fusion to shave my legs.

    Judge: Get a rope..."

    RT

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    yes definitely get her a DE, my girlfriend apposed it for a long time now she loves it and guess what guys shes even getting RAD and BAD! for those for those of you that dont no thats Razor Acquisition Disorder and Brush Acquisition Disorder! which means more stuff for me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rtaylor61 View Post
    I can see it now...

    "Judge: And you are filing for divorce because of what?

    Wife: He gave me a Fusion to shave my legs.

    Judge: Get a rope..."

    RT
    You used to live in Texas didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMS View Post
    You used to live in Texas didn't you?
    Absofu*(^$^lutely!

    I may live in Utah, but I will ALWAYS be a Texan!

    Randy (Lone Star Proud!)

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