Quote Originally Posted by icedog View Post
I have straight razors on their rack in my "shave den", on my dresser, on my desk, in my tool bag and in the shop. They are all behaving perfectly civilly. I watch them surreptitiously in the event that their overt behavior might be an act but they remain docile. I have been in possession of at least one straight razor continually since I was sixteen years old, 34 years ago. Not once have I observed any aspect of a razor that left to its own might be considered dangerous.

In the same house with my razors lives a polydactyl orange tabby named Mr. Toes. http://straightrazorpalace.com/finer...t-mr-toes.html This cat has on many occassions, without provocation attacked me, biting and scratching without mercy. I have tried to avoid him but he lies secretly in wait and runs at me from all sides clearly intending to do me bodily harm.

My conclusion is that Mr. Toes is infinitely more dangerous than a houseful of straight razors.

Perhaps Mr. Toes is exacting his revenge for being paraded around in stylish PJs!