Gentlemen, gentlemen,

Tsk, tsk, tsk, are you not forgetting the ne among the plus ultras, the best of the best, the end-all of the be-alls, the most coveted among the most closely held, the head above all the shoulders? The CHRONIK!!!!

I don't have one, but I know were I to have one and merely flash it in the mirror, the whiskers would jump off my face - such is the reputation of the CHRONIK!!! that stubble flees the safety of its follicles rather than suffering the indignity of defeat by the insuperable, the CHRONIK!!!