OK, so my birthday's coming up, and the missus said I get to treat myself to something special...so I chose a razor. (There's a joke there somewhere...).
But....I can't find the ONE razor. I haven't seen one (for sale, at least) that really goes "DING" for me...so maybe you guys can help with some advice.

Here's what I like:

No shoulders.

Point: Barber's notch, Spanish Point, or French.

6/8 and up (bigger is better).

Grind: anywhere from I to VIII on the Henckel's Scale...

American, Swedish or Japanese steel...

Unique is good. I would take a unique Sheffield or Solingen blade as well, but they're just so darned *sniff* COMMON.

Any ideas?

Pics would be awesome...