Thread: A WARNING FOR PARENTS!

My 2-year old boy is a problem solver and a spiderman, but I haven't had any problems keeping the razors well out of reach above the fireplace hearth. Today, he pushed a bunch of stuff together, now remember that he's TWO, and climbed up onto the hearth.

Now the scary part....

He pulled down a couple razors, a Dovo Bismarck and a Joseph Allen and sat down in my recliner and decided to 'play'. Bear in mind that today he had some diaper rash so the wifey was letting him have 'naked time' to air his butt out. I was gone on a job when I got a horrifying call from the wife saying that the boy was covered in blood...and I mean ALOT OF BLOOD! Since I work in the medical field, I calmed her down and asked her to find where the blood was coming from. She started freaking out saying that his 'H. Wacker' was also covered and she was seriously concerned that he had damaged his 'H. Wacker' with the Bismarck. After the cleanup, all she could find was the slightest nick on the bottom of his thumb. He was apparently unaware that he had injured himself and thought that the red stuff was some sort of cool paint and had painted himself all over his body.

Whew...

Razors be damned, I'm just glad that the boy is alright, unharmed, and no stitches. Let this be a warning to all of the fathers out there that 'just out of reach' is just not good enough. My razors will be under lock and key from now on, no exceptions.