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  1. 04-22-2010, 05:25 PM #1
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    Talking Just for laughs!

    So I'm talking to my wife last night about my newest str8. She says to me (in a lovingly concerned, slightly confused, non-RAD understanding manner), "How many razors are you going to buy?" I kinda chuckled (inside) and stra8-faced said, "I don't know."
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  3. 04-22-2010, 06:12 PM #2
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    Well done - honesty is the best policy!

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    The trick is to get rid of one every once in a while, then it looks like you might be breaking even......
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    SWMBO still smiles and says "cool!" when I get a new razor, but I suspect that I'd better sell one or two off soon to keep her enthusiasm up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slartibartfast View Post
    The trick is to get rid of one every once in a while, then it looks like you might be breaking even......
    Brilliant. I'm going to try that. Soon. I think.
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    The one who dies with the most razors wins!


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    Are you men or mice?
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    All of them was my answer when mine asked. For some odd reason she didn't laugh. But in my defense I have sold a hand full as well so it's all good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    Are you men or mice?
    If by mice you mean have I learned to say "yes dear I'm sorry, I'll do better" I am a mouse. Oh wait my wife is reading this over my shoulder and she just said it's OK if I say I am not henpecked I am a man. Now she is reminding me I forgot our 32nd wedding anniversary yesterday. Gotta go.

    Edit added after wife left the room: Seeing John Crowley's name in this thread just reminded me I ordered a Wacker from his ShavingShop Saturday so it is probably going to arrive any day. Coming right on top of forgetting my 32nd anniversary how do my fellow mice think this is going to go over? I realize you don't know my wife but on top of being a mouse I am not very bright so your predictions on this could help me prepare. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being "it might make for a bad day or two" and 10 being "there won't be a 33rd anniversary to worry about" how bad do you think it will be if she beats me to the mailbox when that Wacker gets here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    Are you men or mice?

    I tell missus that the new razor that's just arrived in the post is an old one returning from a honing. :/

    *pass the cheese
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