Oh germany.. i love that place.. worked there a couple of times, again stunning women, great beers, awesome sausages and i'll also put a big up in for bratkartofflen.. fried potatoes, onion, bacon with a little mustard.. great stuff

So we're near the seaside, we have 3 days off while they're running casing, we think "there's this town nearby with a cold war era light sub hunter U Boat you can get in and look round, and there's a beach.."

Of course knowing the germans propensity for wearing very little on beaches, we're down there

Seriously.. lots of not much clothing, loads of changing in full view of everyone else, none of it done by anyone under the age of 70...