Thread: How to cut yourself.

I have not cut myself shaving in a while and was wondering what can I do to change that, then I came across this "How to..." list and have decided to give it a go. Thanks for the laughs and things to think or not think about while shaving.

Hey Pauly that's nicely put!
Sam

Originally Posted by MickRussell

I'd like to offer for consideration another method: pushing the issue and trying to shave just that little bit too close

If it doesn't burn and bleed simultaneously for at least half a day, you didn't shave.

Originally Posted by Pithor

If it doesn't burn and bleed simultaneously for at least half a day, you didn't shave.

While that's fine if you're name is Desperate Dan, I'm slightly more ... delicate.

Originally Posted by pmburk

Amen to that!! If I may add to yours, "Stop while you are still ahead."

Or could that be "Stop while you still have a head"
Refer to points 3 and 7 above....hehehe

I would like to propose a #9. Try to answer a question asked by your wife while the razor is touching your face. Razors are very jealous.

This weekend it occurred to me that it had been at least 6 months since I had nicked myself. Next day I did a touch of #8.

8) Be indecisive about where you are going to place the razor. I'll put it here, no there ... pass me the styptic.

This gets me more than anything else!

So far.....the worst cuts I've had have been to my thumbs while changing hands, and inspecting my face rather than watching what I was doing.

Good stuff man, gave me a chuckle indeed! I have no clue where a disposable is though...I just have to slow down or skip the shave.