Thread: Jourdain Razor. Info?

Hey Tom I told you, how can you keep up with the man

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Yeah, Darl eats pie with a spoon! Neil, a good thing you did not tellum you were a VENDOR! You would be under the jail by now!

There ain't a gaol built that can hold me, copper.

Originally Posted by Neil Miller

There ain't a gaol built that can hold me, copper.

Unless you English call a jail a gaol, I presume you have misspelt!

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Unless you English call a jail a gaol, I presume you have misspelt!

If you have ever been in one, Tom, then I assure you that spelling of the offending article is the last thing you are thinking about.

Someone told me this.

Honest.

Originally Posted by Neil Miller

If you have ever been in one, Tom, then I assure you that spelling of the offending article is the last thing you are thinking about.

Someone told me this.

Honest.

Yes.The same sad tale was told to me from a poor soul incarcerated in the Harris County jail a few decades ago. A gauntlet of HUGE black dudes lined the corridor where you must go as they called your name! Took a whole pack O' fags to get to the end! That's what HE said, any way! I, myself, would abhor such things

Jail or gaol is a metaphore for life, Tom, so while you are being spoon-fed ambrosia and listening to angels strumming on their harps, I will be trying to stop my trousers catching fire.

Not all bad though - at least I will get the satisfaction of seeing my ma in law doing handstands under an erupting volcano.

This thread started interesting...

And then it turned magnificent!

Also, Neil, why did you steal Warhol's IXL?

Abr knyn... Good razors i have one that looks like the one on the first post. without the particular Jourdain name but whit the stamp Manah shows

Originally Posted by Voidmonster

Neil, why did you steal Warhol's IXL?

I think that's how he wound up in gaol.

I couldn't resist it - strange, the feeling of elation only lasted 15 minutes...

Regards,
Neil