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I think of it every time I open my dopp kit and its not there!

Not before I ripped out his eyeballs and skull f**ked him....

You dont see why they are banning books!!! How small minded of you! I'll give you several good reasons:


They can be thrown at people and if the angled correctly the spine of the book can knock...

Which is why the fry guys at McDonalds don't also get to work the register....

TSA = Take scissors Away...well it used to...now they just take everything away.

At least no one has stolen any of...

The TSA cant implement or measure ANYTHING, if they could they wouldnt have been denied the job at McDonald's!!!

:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

Errr...except most TSA agents wouldnt be trusted with a rubberband let alone a gun lol!

And besides what if I have to pee????? :hmmm: :D

Nope I bought a water right next to the terminal and couldnt bring it on the plane. I really hope they do start selling bottles of water, because I usually go through 1 - 2 liters per flight...I...

Well I was travelling today and it was early, before they had gotten the signs posted everywhere. I had just heard that you could have no hairspray, liquids, or suntan lotion on your carry ons...so...