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That, and those $@^% butterflies won't sit still.

I think he meant "Mars". Mars was the Roman god with the red face. If you saw the HBO series "Rome", in the episode where G. Julius had his triumph, the reason he had a red-painted face is because...

You'd have to ask JoshEarl - I never got out of Feather grade school.

It can definitely be caused by a sharp razor - these red spots are one of the calling cards of the mighty feather.