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It's not what you know. It's not who you know. It's what who you know thinks you know.

James.

They say 1 million monkeys sitting at 1 million typewriters could produce the complete works of Shakespeare. The internet has clearly shown that to be incorrect.

James.

Aussie Toolkit: WD40 and Duct Tape. If it moves but it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move but it should, use WD40.

James.

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

James.

Cheap at half the price.
- My mother.

James.

If that's dinner, I've had it!
- My grandmother.

James.

Scene Setting: Australian Parliament, where politicians "debate" issue of the day. The Speaker is like a referee.

Politician: "The honourable Member has the brains of a chicken!"

Speaker: "You...

Some people spread happiness and joy wherever they go. Others, whenever they go.

James.