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OK - then what if we made the strop out of *living* mushroom - you know, keep it alive in the bathroom with intravenous nutrients etc.? [on second thoughts, that's just a bit too serial-killer creepy...

Are fungus vegan friendly? I'm guessing you've seen the "shroom strops" thread? (Actually, I'm not sure whether this is a serious option or not - although one potential benefit is that if you cut up...