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:rofl2: I just shared that one with my wife and she loved it.

My train of thought left me at the boarding station.

I sit in the prison of my own bathroom with no toilet paper at hand. :)

:thinking: you may want to check your settings and click on "Auto-correct". :)

A sign I saw at the local DMV, "If you don't like your driver's license photo, get a better face."

The secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures

Not me, my boss was nice enough to rip me a new one.

On the flip side...The more you complain the longer God makes you live. :)

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget constraints.

Then I want my "Like" back:). I thought that was pretty funny!

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I have always liked that one...heard it for years from a former boss. This one was another of his favorites:

"A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make an emergency on my...

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

Either that or Tylenol #3. :)

From the world of chemistry,

If you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the precipitate.

Since we're on marriage, there are three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the years of suffering. :)

Late to bed and early to rise gives a man bloodshot eyes.