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You do realize that I was joking, yes? I've had this bottle of Florida Water longer than any of my three ex-wives, with no plans to part with it.

Q: What did the bald man say to his comb?
A: I'll...

I'm taking no chances. I just read this, got scared, and poured-out all my Florida Water -- you can't be too careful.

FFS, Phrank -- move to Whitehorse or Deadhorse, but beating this "lethal-brew" horse won't help if we don't put a full stop to third-world immigration (besides, none of 'em shave with a straight...