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Obviously you are not Latino!

-Richard

Then they are equal in small town Wisconsin!

Good reviews . . .
Abey is a man's nickname in some metropolitan areas.
Onward to the next sanitary mirth maker!
-Richard

Hmmmm
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Sorry, they are out of beer . . . boss not temporally mobile .

Time travelers never stand in line!

I've worked with these folks most of my career . . Now I can laugh!!!
Richard

Boy at zoo:
Mommy, mommy, that big animal is picking cabbages with its tail. .. . And you won't believe where it's putting them!

A buck well spent on Spring made sheets...
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Two Geezers meet in a bar

Mike " How you be?"
Ike "I got yourz"
Mike " Scotch and water, Thanks!"

~Richard, tone deaf!

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Amen
Gotta love those books I grew up with! Gotta re read the ones in my collection!!!
Asimov was another who pun-ished us with quality?? puns and limericks

Pun-ishment
Noun. The annoyance of hearing consecutive lame puns--such as the word being defined. (Verb: to pun-ish)

3 bad puns in a row is pun-ishment...enough~

“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,” Tom said sheepishly.

Was that a joke???

A termite crawls into a bar, asks "Where's the bartender?"

!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!:chapeau

Little late for Halloween:
Fright'ning does strike twice...BooBoo

Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!

Oh well!
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While talking about meditation techniques, a Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.

“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?”

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.