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    how about sharing some good family friendly jokes? I will get started, and it's even forum related!

    What did one razor say to the other?

    - wow you are looking sharp today

    I know, I know...

    If you have one that's better share it here!
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    Sadly, I don't know any clean jokes.

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

    What is a ghost's favourite food? A sand-witch.

    How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? The footprints in the jello.

    Why do doctors recommend you do not eat Christmas decorations? Because you'll get tinsel-itus.

    Why did the octopus blush? Because the sea weed.

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    How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
    Paint its toenails red.
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    I thought elephant in the fridge was footprints in the butter?
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    "Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."-Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)

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    what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!

    two cannibals in a forest are eating a clown, the one says to the other,"does this taste funny to you?"

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    What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is laying in front of a door?

    -Matt

    what is the same man is floating in a pool?

    -Bob
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    The OP said clean jokes not ancient history stuff. The last time I heard some of these I think it was Henny Youngman who told them and he's been dead for 20 years.

    Har har.
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    This one is probably pushing it a little, but I remember my nieces and nephews loved it when they were 5 or 6.

    What do you call a man with 20 rabbits shoved up his butt? Warren.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie1980 View Post
    What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is laying in front of a door?

    -Matt

    what is the same man is floating in a pool?

    -Bob
    What is the name of two guys with no arms and legs standing each side of a window?

    - Kurt and Rod

    What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is lying beside a hole in the ground?

    - Doug

    What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that lying inside a hole in the ground?

    - Phil

    What is the name of a man with no arms or legs stuck to the wall?

    - Art

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