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07-31-2015, 03:35 AM #1Senior Member
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Clean jokes
how about sharing some good family friendly jokes? I will get started, and it's even forum related!
What did one razor say to the other?
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If you have one that's better share it here!
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Sadly, I don't know any clean jokes.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
What is a ghost's favourite food? A sand-witch.
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? The footprints in the jello.
Why do doctors recommend you do not eat Christmas decorations? Because you'll get tinsel-itus.
Why did the octopus blush? Because the sea weed.
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How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint its toenails red."Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."-Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)
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I thought elephant in the fridge was footprints in the butter?
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."-Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)
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what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
two cannibals in a forest are eating a clown, the one says to the other,"does this taste funny to you?"
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What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is laying in front of a door?
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what is the same man is floating in a pool?
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07-31-2015, 11:27 PM #8
The OP said clean jokes not ancient history stuff. The last time I heard some of these I think it was Henny Youngman who told them and he's been dead for 20 years.
Har har.No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
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This one is probably pushing it a little, but I remember my nieces and nephews loved it when they were 5 or 6.
What do you call a man with 20 rabbits shoved up his butt? Warren.
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What is the name of two guys with no arms and legs standing each side of a window?
Originally Posted by Ernie1980
- Kurt and Rod
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is lying beside a hole in the ground?
- Doug
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that lying inside a hole in the ground?
- Phil
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs stuck to the wall?
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