Search:

..350222..

I gave you a perfectly good planet and you F***ed it up.

Robin Williams

Ain't that the truth-----

I'd called my nephew about my brother. He didn't answer and got the answering machine and I left a message. I hadn't heard back so I called and got the answering machine again so I left another...

"In this world Elwood, you must be or so smart or oh so pleasant"

Well for years I was smart, I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P Dowd in the movie Harvey quoting...

A man will marry the best looking woman he can afford.

A woman will marry the richest guy she can stand.

Men use power and money for sex.

Women use sex for power and money.

Everybody...

"People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board."
— Betty White

"There's only going to be two hits.

"One when I hit you and two when you hit the ground".

My father: Watons (Tod) Davis RIP

I hope years from now when I pass on my wife doesn’t sell my fishing gear for the prices I told her I paid for them.

A comment on the internet about fishing.:rofl2::roflmao

I'd seen that a few years ago online. Still a great story :tu

SHOP LABOR RATE

IT'S NOT THE COST
OF THE REPAIR

IT'S THE COST OF
THE DAMAGE
YOU CAUSED

Saw this hanging on the wall of a machine shop video

“This coronavirus forest fire will keep burning any human wood it can find.”

Dr. Michael Osterholm, director of the University of Minnesota’s Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy.

Many years ago when the guy who would become one of my closest friends (Ski) moved to Milton Freewater to be an assistant manager for Safeway, he got a house that was right beside the Safeway, in...

“It eats me alive, the kilt. My legs get purple. My willy gets purple.”

Billy Connolly on the aspect of being Scottish.

I was reading about some actress who had decided to stop dying her hair and let it go grey.

This is one of the comments----:w

I remember when my wife said my hair was turning gray. I said it...

..333203..

..333118..

However softened crackers can be put back in a heated oven and crisped back up but bread just gets harder and possibly becomes toast--:w

:rock::rofl2::roflmao

This is a bit long but I for one find it funny as all wholly hell.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6YEpXS_ugU

The entire performance is at YouTube. I don't think he'd have done the bit about 'Kill the Boy' if he would have known that his only son would be murdered alongside the road changing a flat tire.
...

:w
332685


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMSc97UksM

..331934..

Stumbled upon this while searching for some 4" fibrous casings to make some smoked luncheon meats-------

What are they made of? Are they vegan friendly?

Answer:

Well they're usually stuffed...

While at a bar a man met a woman and they were sharing a table over drinks and conversation. After a bit the man asks the woman if she'd have sex with him for a million dollars.

She quickly...

President Reagan loved to poke fun at his age. He was simply exaggerating. I fondly remember this moment/I hope all can open it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoPu1UIBkBc