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Wouldn't it be easier to just get a brown Sharpie and color the sideburns in the way you want them? While you're at it, you could add a little hair on the top of your head if you're getting light up...

I tried the string on the mirror thing, but my wife kept putting her lipstick on in straight lines and things were getting a little weird around here so I took it down.

I shaved my eyebrows off in the quest for a BBS shave, so I have to use something else.