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1) At the top right of the screen there is a line that starts "Welcome, [your name} ..."
If you click on your name that sends you to your profile page.

2) On the left hand side bar there is a...

G'day bloke,

If you're a sandgroper try getting in touch with Brighty83 who is a regular on these forums and also from Perth. It's a lot easier to pick up and learn things when you're in contact...