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Very true indeed. At least that's one area where my naturally slovenly appearance works for me. Saying anything vaguely intelligent comes as a complete surprise, whereas clumsy acts of stupidity are...

I'm too honest. If someone were to ask about my watch I think I'd lose any credibility I may have mustered when the first thing out my mouth is to enthusiastically sing its hypoallergenic properties.

I'm quite envious of you folk that get to wear nice watches. I can't wear them as my wrists always seem to come out in rashes when there's something around them, be it a timepiece or even a shirt...