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Yes. Actually, no. Probably not. I decided the other day that there is no such thing as reality, only opinions. I might write a poem about it. You can take that as a warning...

I hate to admit it but I had to look up what an 'Oxford comma' was. Came across a great picture featuring strippers, JFK and Stalin, quite funny:

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"Cause being friends with a little 5 foot six midget man is charity".

Joel (my 17 year old son).

...About my work mates...

Who said anything about a bottle?

To decant red wine or not to decant red wine, that is the question...

[QUOTE=edhewitt;1437865]Thanks carl, and the same to you.
Stop changing your bloody avatar, that one is a bit scary[/QUOT
Yeah. Cool isn't it? A Russian/French hitman from the 50s...

Hey everyone. Happy new year and all that before I get too pissed to type...

I like Vegemite myself...Promite is nice too.

You don't listen,do you? I said ask ME what seven eights are...

Maths is not one of my strong points. Ask me what seven eights are, go one...

You're very silly. And for some reason you look 20 years younger than I thought you were...

Yes, well. Deciding which was starboard and which was port took some time; especially after a few days drinking Thai whisky. They also use green and red as designators. Left is a shorter word than...

A cruise would be nice. I spent four and a half months on HMAS Westralia when I was I the army. WE went all the way from Perth in WA (where Ed lives) to Nagasaki and back and I 'drove' the thing...

Any bets on how many more pages this thread has to run before it gets stopped due to utter silliness? I'm betting it won't make 50...

There's an INTERnet????

That's a sorrowful mouse. Our possums are bigger than yours. Everything here is bigger. Don't tell Laurens, he'll get jealous...

That's very nice actually, sounds like the start of a poem or a book. Please go on...

Here he is. Isn't he lovely?


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There is a possum living in my garage.