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    Huh... Oh here pfries's Avatar
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    I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
    He peed into the wind and declared "Ahh yes it is all coming back to me now".
    It is just Whisker Whacking
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    There is a possum living in my garage.
    Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
    There is a possum living in my garage.
    I can lend you a diamond python.
    “The white gleam of swords, not the black ink of books, clears doubts and uncertainties and bleak outlooks.”

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    These Aussie's,,,one's got a python & one's got a possum,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
    There is a possum living in my garage.
    Does it ever borrow your car?
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    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    These Aussie's,,,one's got a python & one's got a possum,,,
    We have a carpet python in the roof, possums on the roof, several large geko's, green tree frogs, bandicoots, a bush turkey and several fruit bats… All in, or on the house, or in the garden (Bush)….

    I love Australia, never a dull moment….
    It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness

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    I had to GOOGLE "bandicoot",,,thanks I just saw one for the first time.
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    Bandicoots are cute but the carry Paralysis ticks which if get attached to the Dog or your child can cause fatal paralysis.

    My daughter had on on her ankle last year but screamed the place down so we removed it, she was fine. Our Dog got one in his fur and the first we noticed was he was walking as if drunk. He needed anti venom which cost a fortune, he took weeks to recover. He is now plastered in Anti tick solutions and wears a tick collar which is changed often. We recently got a Jack russel (short hair) he keeps the bandicoots out of the front garden where I keep the dogs, he's very efficient. Love Bandicoots but not in my dog yard.
    It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurens View Post
    I can say micro. I've had to explain my penis size in English more than once.
    If anyone ever asks again, just say it not the size of your pencil that counts, it's how well you write your name.......then tell them you got an "A" in penmanship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinred View Post
    We have a carpet python in the roof, possums on the roof, several large geko's, green tree frogs, bandicoots, a bush turkey and several fruit bats… All in, or on the house, or in the garden (Bush)….

    I love Australia, never a dull moment….
    This is one reason I love winter.
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