Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by Laurens

You're right. For instance, there's no such thing as cracking a hole.

Or wait. Can you break darkness?

I think you confused with the breaking of daylight ? That just dawned on me.

But if you can keep digging, when can you tell when you have reached the bottom?

Originally Posted by 10Pups

I think you confused with the breaking of daylight ? That just dawned on me.

But when the truth of this sets in, you will again be in darkness.

Unless the moon is out, in which case it will smell like cheese.

Originally Posted by kevinred

I wonder if you ground up Dutch possums you would get Hamster Jam?

Hamstburgers

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Sounds like peter needed a new day job, js.

Originally Posted by BDRebel

But if you can keep digging, when can you tell when you have reached the bottom?

You're always at the bottom, otherwise you'd be standing in a tube.

Originally Posted by Laurens

You're always at the bottom, otherwise you'd be standing in a tube.

Stand In a tube ? If this tube goes all the way through the center of the earth , do you stop in the middle or start falling up ? Not to be confused with throwing up which this kind of trip might make me do. Which reminds me of the time I came out of a bar to see a guy throw up on a cat. He finished and looked at me and said " I don't remember eating that !"

Originally Posted by 10Pups

Stand In a tube ? If this tube goes all the way through the center of the earth , do you stop in the middle or start falling up ? Not to be confused with throwing up which this kind of trip might make me do. Which reminds me of the time I came out of a bar to see a guy throw up on a cat. He finished and looked at me and said " I don't remember eating that !"

You oscillate for a while, which you won't notice because you'll burn long before reaching the centre You might be able to stand in the tube by standing against the wall with your legs spread.

I have a few throw-up stories that I shouldn't tell. Throwing up on a cat is not one of them, though!

I got a good memory. I remember going on a picnic with my father, and coming home with my mother.

Is it possible to dig half a hole?

O'possums. Apparently the US and Australasian ones are in no way related. No use of the 'o' down under either.

Reminded me of this old ad from the 90s