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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience
- George Bernard Shaw

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry
- Bill Cosby

Amen!! Although I’m currently, and sadly enough, without a best friend. Lol.

“Hunny, I’d be careful. That pony had a lot of water.”

-Robin Williams (Mrs. Doubtfire party scene)

Only when completely necessary. While in the bathroom I found myself staring at the wipes and I knew it was going to be the Quip of the Day for me, haha.

I don’t CARE if the package says, “Flushable!” The package is LYING!!

“Don’t outsmart your common sense.”
I can’t remember the country singer, but it’s in a song...

“A gentle answer turns away anger, but a harsh word stirs up wrath.”
-Proverbs 15:1

The wise speaks when they have something to say.
The fool speaks when he has to say something...

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot..