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Crap, that sounds terrible. Feel better!

@Bruno: That's true that'd be a pain in the butt process, but I am a master at hair-brained ideas and wouldn't be surprised if you were secretly posting...

Since you're pretty knowledgeable in the metallurgical arts, maybe cast your own from melted down 14k antique jewelry? It might be a pain in the buttocks and easier to go through FAL or a local...