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Oh man, I can't believe I'm going here...

What 'grits' would a corn strop come in?

Sorry. The puns usually don't kick in until later in the week

Nothing - I've got NOTHING! Sadly Theseus beat me to it. :)

I don't know about the stalk idea... you would have to do some *serious* x-strokes considering their width.

Now corn leaves, on the other hand have potential!