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This could be considered slightly off topic but I definitely can see an excellent children's book titled: Cedrick Smythe Makes A Box.
Something to lure the tots away from their electronic worlds.

Finally, the Madman of Philly!

Yeah, that too, fool me once shame on me and don't get fooled again....

Guessing I am your senior, to keep the forum civil, that should properly be Mr. Smart Ass.

I don't think you will be happy with the razor but you will come to love the box.