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Sometimes I stop my microwave @ 1 second so I feel like I am in the bomb squad!

I got a new dry erase board today....it's remarkable. :shrug:

Bird is the Word! | FAMILY GUY | FOX BROADCASTING - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHjw5wfoj10

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
- If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.


Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a...

The Invisible Man and Invisible Woman have a kid:
He is nothing to look at.... :shrug:

One of those fish hit a concrete wall and say Dam...

This is my ALL TIME FAVORITE joke!

A Shetland pony walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a drink"
The bartender says "Excuse me?"
The Shetland pony says "A drink...I want a drink"...

Why does a Chicken coop have two windows in it?






If it had 4 it would be a Chicken Sedan... :roflmao