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Richard,
This war has gone on for all recorded history. The bible speaks of Mary riding Joseph's all the way to Bethlehem.

A preacher used that as an example of reading in to something.

The age old question - If a woman is not around are you still wrong?

This is why the bride is dressed in white - Any sophistication and refinement groom knows all appliances should match. Anything else would be Un-Cooth.

Never trade a back bone for a wish bone

I love adding the U back into the language.
I was at the Landrover dealership about a month ago for parts. The dealership besides Landrover also sells Jags. There is an older plump British sales...

While on the other side of the world the BBC reports the Americans have followed Europe’s lead again.

The new threat levels will be

We are waiting for negotiations to work.

We need to send...

When you are extremely angry due to stupidity, the difference between Pink and Purple is directly proportional to your grip on the idiot

When you can actually see the handwriting on the wall, look around and you will see a toilet also

A woman is the only hunter that uses herself as bait.

Confucius say, A bird in ones hand makes it hard to blow nose

When you are young you think you are blazing a trail, as you get older you see it was already a beaten path.

Wisdom can never be found below the girdle - Proverbs

I am heading back under the thinkin box to ponder on that one.

Well I had the old thinkin box on again this morning, I said self if all the rivers and streams in the world have flowed into the ocean for thousands of years how come it don't overflow ?

A man will never win the battle of the sexes, due to his fraternization with the enemy.

We was using the old thinking box today and after much use, I said to myself- “Self” I got a question for you. In the summer our thermos keeps our tea cold, in the winter it keeps it hot. How do you...

I wonder why people who know the least know it the loudest?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

It seems there is a ship caught in the ice in the Antarctic full of people saying that the ice is melting, at this time they need rescue - Fact

As I sit here and ponder this, I think about summer...

A man by suffering through, going beyond, giving more & enduring thus "earns"

True story from my house

My wife loves to use We can do this or We can do that for intended or planed work around the house. About 5 years ago I told her I deciphered the code, by simply turning...

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

Do you think we could use more TACK?

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know