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Ooooh. That hurts.

From a Valentine's Day meme I received...

Roses are for vases
lotion's for the skin
you will be my Valentine
or get the hose again.

Any Portlandia fans here?

Put a (snow) bird on it!

Harrison Ford had a line in a movie where he says he had to take a Ginko Biloba pill so he could remember to take his Viagra.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde

All fun & games until your 6 yr old child asks, "What are those?" as they point to the _ _ _ _ _ _ in the sky.
-quote from a news story today about adult toys hanging from power lines in Portland

I stumbled across this line from Oscar Wilde recently...

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

That reminds me of a Harrison Ford line in a movie. Referencing his age he says something like... If i take my Ginko I can remember to take my Viagra.