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I can perfectly visualize it in Technicolor and Kodachrome ... lost track for a moment though, when the women came into view :D

In this case, I would consider shaving in the elevator that brings You up to the event, of course wearing Your suit already. Imagine making the last stroke just a second before the door opens. That...

So that was YOU!

But You are a lucky man, as You've got the straight with You. Just cut them off and You should be able to get them cleaned easily.