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How's about a mullet?

To top that off some sidies and shave off the chin part of the goatee.

Well we can't help how we look can we. Would you like to borrow my pixie costume, actually you might just look a bit scarier in that.

I suppose I will have to give you that one, mine starts looking a bit scruffy after 3 or so weeks, but I can leave it a few months before I have to do something about it.
You know I was joking in my...

Styling with babypowder? I reckon they thought you were a mohawk, surfboard head half retard when you walked in.
Short haircuts only last a few weeks anyway don't they?

I am guessing you are hard to buy for too? How did they mess up a clipper haircut?

you might be allowed to supply your own blade for the shavette next time, well if there is a next time elsewhere.

Glad it was ok, you don't need to fib to the girls now :). I am guessing they used a shavette?

i am predicting a similar experience....

Let us know how you go, is it a belated fathers day gift or something? You'd best take some shaving gear with you incase they do do a terrible job, or the girls will be disapointed that they got you...