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Ok captain semantics :)
Looks like our deductions proved correct, and i am glad you arent a user of cats :)

Right lets get back to helping erosadis

Actually Erosadis said he hasn't used one in close to twenty years, that would indicate that he has used one at some point.

OK electric razor is out,
The anecdotal evidence remaining would indicate a bearded man :)

I am going to eliminate 12 years old because that would indicate that Erosadis was at least -8 when (s) he was born, and shaved straight after being delivered, or (s) he is more than -8 years old.

Ok well just make nice lather, and apply it to yourface and see how long it takes to dry out etc, if nowt else it will make your face very clean :)
Sorry Carl, you did more research than i, i didnt...

Be patient, while you are waiting to receive the razor ON YOUR BIRTHDAY :), you can practice making great lather, just use one soap or cream and one brush until you are really good with it, don't...