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At least you have balanced up the ole fizzog now, with blood on both sides :)

Yeah, heard stories about drunk guys proving how tough they were by removing body parts with a chainsaw, most likely tosh, but not entirely unbelievable.

I think its because men are not sensible, given powertools we are positively stupid.

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First noteworthy cut, it did stop bleeding fast, but thought I might need stitches at first, the chin is my nemesis, i wish I was a chinless sometimes. No actually I don't, just need to shave...