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Thank everyone for their kind thoughts. My next door neighbor runs the emergency room at our local hospital (where they stitched me up). He has offered to let me use one of the bathrooms the next...

Chicks may dig scars but my boyfriend sure doesn't.

LOL..........

Not only do the stitches hurt but I had to go through a psychiatric exam to prove that this was not a suicide attempt.......................

I used my new Joris (bone-handled, gold-plated) razor...