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12-06-2015, 12:47 AM
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An elderly woman turns to her husband in church...
An elderly woman turns to her husband in church and says "I just let out a long silent toot, what should I do?"
He responds "change the battery in your hearing aid"
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11-27-2015, 02:21 AM
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Becasue...
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Becasue he felt crummy
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Becasue his parents were in a jam
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11-23-2015, 09:53 PM
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Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy...
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too
I passed gas in a elevator today
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11-11-2015, 09:04 PM
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A cannibal passed his friend in the woods...
A cannibal passed his friend in the woods...
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11-09-2015, 03:14 PM
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin...
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
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11-05-2015, 02:39 PM
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A Buddhist walked into a burger shop and said...
A Buddhist walked into a burger shop and said make me one with everything.
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11-05-2015, 03:08 AM
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A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar...
A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
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10-31-2015, 01:40 PM
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How does NASA organize a party? They planet
How does NASA organize a party?
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10-30-2015, 04:31 PM
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I stayed up all night trying to figure out where...
I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
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10-28-2015, 07:34 PM
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No one here:) What is red and smells like...
No one here:)
What is red and smells like blue paint?
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10-27-2015, 04:31 PM
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Well said! And some people never get there...
Well said! And some people never get there...
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10-25-2015, 09:29 PM
Thread: Clean jokes
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? ...
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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10-24-2015, 07:03 PM
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One of mine from childhood: What has four...
One of mine from childhood:
What has four wheels and flies?
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08-28-2015, 07:26 PM
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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? She wanted...
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
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08-26-2015, 03:40 AM
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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of...
What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?
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08-24-2015, 10:52 PM
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First day of school is finished! These are in...
First day of school is finished! These are in honor of my 4th grader:
Why did the 8th grader bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to get to high school
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08-23-2015, 02:49 AM
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start...
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but at the end all you will want is a club and a spade.
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08-23-2015, 12:15 AM
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Want to hear a joke about potassium? K
Want to hear a joke about potassium?
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08-21-2015, 03:59 PM
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^^ that is disgusting... I have a couple in...
^^ that is disgusting...
I have a couple in honor of the first day of school coming up Monday:
What happened to the plants in math class?
-they grew square roots!
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08-20-2015, 08:43 PM
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08-20-2015, 04:23 AM
Thread: Clean jokes
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Why did the blonde have a coat hanger in the...
Why did the blonde have a coat hanger in the trunk?
-in case she locked her keys in her car
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
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08-12-2015, 09:00 PM
Thread: Clean jokes
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Why can't you trust an atom? They make up...
Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything -
08-09-2015, 06:16 AM
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So is spelling!...
So is spelling!
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08-06-2015, 01:57 PM
Thread: Clean jokes
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Do you know about the work of Pavlov? It...
Do you know about the work of Pavlov?
It should ring a bell
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08-05-2015, 06:53 PM
Thread: Clean jokes
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What did the duck tell the cashier when she got a...
What did the duck tell the cashier when she got a new tube of lipstick?
Put it on my bill
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