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Why is it all the people who really know how to run the country are all driving taxi's and cutting hair instead?

You gotta hand it to short people sometimes

they just can't reach

I had a friend who was addicted to brake fluid but he always insisted he could stop any time he liked

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one

A man stopped me in a crowd and said "Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else"

I said "I am"