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Trust me; if you’re the captain of a 777, with 350 plus passengers in the back, carrying a parachute would raise a few eyebrows.

And I don’t think it's particularly fair to call baggage handlers...

Can’t board an airplane with a parachute.
It might confuse the passengers when their captain boards with one and they might believe that I have no confidence in my piloting skills or the plane’s...