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they would have to find her on the way back in... you could also try putting her in a large box marked "cuban cigars" :) before bringing her back into the US.

well i have only ever gotten one razor seized in customs, and all i got was a letter telling me they destroyed the razor. i know of one member who lost a 7 day set and IIRC he also only got a letter....

.... or somebody, discloses that the ivory content of the package..... you might just get a nasty letter and get put on a watch list.