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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

Oscar Wilde

Two bulls are standing on a hilltop overlooking a pasture with dozens of cows grazing . . .
"Lets run down to that pasture and have our way with one of them cows", says the young bull.
"Hell, lets...

Which leads to another oldie but goodie. Namely,

A man doesn't pay a whore for sex, he's paying her to LEAVE . . .

You can get it done cheap or you can get it done right . . . take your pick.

They may not say anything directly, but if you're stupid enough to buy a see-through Speedo, everyone will see you're nuts.