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I remember reading an old quote where the author referenced things that were "politically convenient." I think that is much more accurate.

Reminds me of the joke of the man driving home from a doctor's appointment when his wife calls. She asks where he is and he responds on the interstate heading home.
"Be careful" she says "there is a...

Never argue with a fool. Anyone watching may not be able to tell you apart.

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!!

Or eat it off a pewter plate.;)

"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public "- George Jessel

For some reason that reminded of this.

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