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Everyone thinks they work/sing/dance fine under the influence ;)

Bolded is only partially true, there is also the far worse but really should only ever happen once if ever: too much alcohol and shaving problem

Uncaffinated!!!! My guess is you grabbed the wrong 2 blades off the bench. Next time grabbed the opnes you honed not those waiting to be honed. And never EVER shave before you caffinate!