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An old man sitting on his front porch drinking his morning coffee... along comes a young boy messing around with something in his hand.
old man says, "say boy, whatcha got there in your hand?"...

A bear walks into a bar and says, "let me have a gin.....................................and tonic.
The bartender look puzzled and said, "whats with the pause?"
The Bear said, "I dont know, I was...

what is black, white & red and has trouble with revolving doors???

A nun with a spear stuck in her head!!!

A boy fell in the mud... oh wait sorry that's a dirty joke!