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bartds · 06-18-2019, 05:41 PM

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it . ... Laurence J Peter.

bartds · 10-28-2018, 08:17 PM

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns

bartds · 09-15-2018, 03:27 PM

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage : they have experienced pain and bought jewellery - Rita Rudner

bartds · 09-12-2018, 05:03 PM

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners but catscan

bartds · 09-04-2018, 04:52 PM

Remember if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off...

bartds · 09-03-2018, 05:09 PM

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet

bartds · 09-01-2018, 03:20 PM

I like cooking my family and my pets .
Use commas , they save lives ...

bartds · 08-31-2018, 04:50 PM

the problem with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected

bartds · 08-30-2018, 04:59 PM

despite the high cost of living it remains popular

bartds · 08-27-2018, 05:17 PM

For chemists alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution...

bartds · 08-25-2018, 10:42 AM

Life is short - if you can't laugh at yourself , call me - I will !

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